In Case of Silliness

You know how you’re supposed to put a contact number into your phone and label it I C E, you know, In Case of Emergencies? So people know which number to call if they find you (and your phone, obviously) passed out or dead or in pieces (and dead)?

I remembered this long enough today to put in Boyfriend’s number and had to resist the extremely powerful urge to add “(ice baby)”.

NO. No. Must...resist...emergencies are SERIOUS matters.

Not to mention people might just let me die for being revoltingly lame.

Twitchy fingers are silly (and potentially deadly) tools.